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In Ecclesiastes, Solomon looks back over his life and he shares with us the most important lessons in life.

Lesson #1
If hedonism doesn’t work for you, try religion, the only real difference is the kind of bumper stickers that you put on your car.

Lesson #2
No matter how smart or successful or spiritual you become, you’re still the same sinner who in 2nd grade thought is was funny when little Johnny peed his pants while he was trying to write his name on the blackboard.


Lesson #3
If Life makes sense to you, you’re probably just playing the board game.

Lesson #4
Women: When one isn’t enough for you… don’t think a thousand of them will do you any better.

Lesson #5
We just can’t do this on our own.